I am the best woman in the world! This good news was brought to me by an online jewellery platform and I am so delighted about it! I was also informed that treating myself on this momentous discovery of my womanhood is critical and I must buy a pair of earrings I do not need.
My fav online site is offering a 40% discount for women on… hold your breath… beauty and grooming! Because, what else could a woman possibly be looking for da! A little voice in my head whispers a protest to this tokenism of Women’s Day, but I’m quick to shush it.